...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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