Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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