I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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