yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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