I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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