No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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