Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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