Swine flu. Run for my life!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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