people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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