we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Also, beer. Big fan.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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