My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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