dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Princesses don't give blow jobs
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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