Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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