i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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