i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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