Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
