Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
