tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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