I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
