haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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