I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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