I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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