I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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