lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
His hands were made for my vagina.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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