member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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