that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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