from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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