she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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