whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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