its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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