Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
What a dumb baby whore.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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