in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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