Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
