Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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