I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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