I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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