And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
