This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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