i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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