i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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