The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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