He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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