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(864): View more from South Carolina

Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME

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(218): View more from Minnesota

i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.

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(858): View more from California

ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex

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(612): View more from Minnesota

It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.

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(650): View more from California

I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.

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