the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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