Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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