Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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