perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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