Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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