My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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