Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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