I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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