she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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