Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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