Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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