all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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