before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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